WW2 Man Brings Umbrella to Battle (And Somehow Wins)
I need to tell you about this British lunatic from World War II named Major Digby Tatham-Warter, and I swear to The Awesomely Bearded Almighty, none of this is made up. This magnificent basterd shows up to the Battle of Arnhem (an actual friggin' BATTLE with bullets and explosions and a Tarantino-amout of dying), carrying an UMBRELLA. Not a bulletproof gun-umbrella like Colin Firth in the movie Kingsman. I wish! Not an umbrella with a secret sword inside. Or laser-powered. Or with the tip dipped in some radioactive Amazonian frog juice. Nope. A regular-ass umbrella. His explanation? So his own guys ... [keep reading...]